Well, after Trump…


An astrophysicist at the University of Minnesota says the formation of our solar system began 4.6 billion years ago with the gravitational collapse of a cloud of gas and dust. Very disappointing. After all these years thinking it was a cosmic event, life turns out to be just a Dust Buster accident.


Well, after Trump… — 15 Comments

  1. Guess Donald Trump is finding it difficult to drain the swamp in DC…it’s hard to find outsiders who’re qualified, so you end up doing the SWAMP THING.

  2. It’s going to be tough being on Trump’s cabinet. At the end of every meeting he’ll look at one of them and say “You’re fired.”

  3. I was worried a President Trump might start World War III. But now that he has picked a Secretary of Defense with the nickname “Mad Dog”, I realize my fears were unfounded.

  4. A professor of theoretical astrophysics at the University of Notre Dame says the “Star of Bethlehem” wasn’t a star at all, but an exceedingly rare planetary alignment of the Sun, the Moon, Jupiter and Saturn. So it looks like men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and the Magi from the musical HAIR!

  5. Dollywood was saved during a big forrest fire near Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. Mainly due to the dedication of the all-male bucket brigade using Dolly’s DD cup bras.

  6. Trump’s call to Taiwan offended the Chinese. Look for Trump to have a photo taken of himself eating a bowl of wonton soup with caption, “I love the Chinese.”

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