GARY BACHMAN says:
Car manufacturer SEAT and lifestyle publication Cosmopolitan have collaborated on a vehicle for “women.” It’s called Yugo Girl.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
Car manufacturer SEAT and lifestyle publication Cosmopolitan have collaborated on a vehicle for “women.” It’s called Yugo Girl.
The Toronto Blue Jays will be no longer serve beer in cans because at the last game a fan threw a beer can at Orioles left fielder Hyun Soo Kim. Yeah, the guy did throw a beer can, but what’s the big deal? It was a Bud Light.
Too bad John McCain wasn’t debating Hillary last night. He could have said, “I served with Abe Lincoln. I knew Abe Lincoln. Mrs. Clinton, you’re no Abe Lincoln.”
Apparently, Donald Trump and Mike Pence have different views on Syria and other issues. Perhaps we need to add a debate between Trump and his running mate.
nice.
Thanks, will!
It was a bit murky but sounded like Donald Trump said the reason he brags about grabbing women by their private parts is because of ISIS.
LOL, will!
thanks gare.
Imagine…Donald as our Salamander and Chief.
Carrie Fisher believes Trump’s sniffling stems from cocaine use. Perhaps a woman’s vagina isn’t the only crack he had his hands on.
Trump: Lewd Mouth
Clinton: Loud Mouth
Voters: Sad Mouth
Many people are saying that Hillary is a very highly skilled debater, while Donald is only just a “Master Debater”.
Monday was the anniversary of Spiro T. Agnew’s resignation from the Vice Presidency. Forty-three years ago. His shame was kinda’ like Trump’s shame, only he couldn’t keep his hands off the boys: Jackson, Grant, and most of all Ben Franklin.
Tiger Woods withdrew from the Safeway Open in Napa saying he’s not strong enough yet for competitive golf. And it was obvious to everyone there. He pinched a waitress’ butt and it didn’t even leave a mark.
Every time you think this election has sunk to a new low, Trump digs another sub-basement. Think he’s going to end up in CHI- NA.
Room Service at Trump hotels gets you servers who argue with you about what you ordered, and then blame ISIS for the screw-ups.
Trumpkins, pumpkins carved in the image of Donald Trump are popular this year. Can’t think of anything more scary than these wack o’ lanterns.
hah.
You have to understand, my wife is dyslectic. Yesterday she came home from the dentist in a crying jag. “Dr. Gibson says I have plague in my mouth!” Damn, girl. Thank god it’s actually plaque.
President Obama published an opinion piece outlining plans for the United States to send humans to Mars by the 2030. In fact, he’s got the first candidate in mind. Mainly because that thing growing on his head could support human life for who knows how long.
Miley Cyrus says she is pansexual. Means, not limited in sexual choice with regard to biological sex, gender, or gender identity. In other words: Comic-Cons are her game.
MIT researchers have developed an electrically-conductive sponge that could pave the way for power storage that beats batteries a thousand to one. This means you could recharge your Tesla or BMW i3 in seconds. The question is … Are you sponge worthy?
Even Bill Cosby has to be looking at Trump & saying “Are you kidding me?
You can’t make this stuff up. Trump campaign manager KellyAnne Conway told GOP leaders who may be wavering in their support: “Enough of the pussyfooting around”
So was that supposed to be an attention grabbing comment?
Trump says people keep telling him he won the debates. Yeah. That’s what happens when you get known for firing anybody who disagrees with you.
Today is National No Bra Day. As Kim Kardashian calls it–Thursday.
Bob Dylan’s songwriting won him the Nobel prize for Literature. Can’t believe the award wasn’t given to Hanson for MMMbop.
Thailand’s King Bhumibol, world’s longest reigning monarch, died at 88. He was on the throne longer than Chris Christie after eating Taco Bell.
Today is National No Bra Day. Or as Donald Trump calls it, “the next Federal holiday when I become President.”
Today Donald Trump referred to himself in the third person while everybody else keeps talking about him in the past tense.
ha ha ha. thanks for a good one
ha ha ha. thanks for a good one
Now we know for sure that Trump is a crotchety old man.
Michele Bachmann says that Hillary Clinton has an “anti-biblical” agenda. As opposed to Donald Trump -“Grope forth and multiply?
The only time Trump gets in trouble is when he opens his mouth. His best chance to win this thing might be to wire his jaw shut. Slip into a coma.
Legoland theme park and hotel in Florida was shut down last week after a bomb threat. Although there were no injuries to any of the park guests, one cop took a bad fall after accidentally stepping on Banana Guy.
“Naked” wedding gowns are a hot bridal trend. Brides will be wearing something old, something new, something borrowed, something see thru.
Justin Bieber crashed a school soccer practice. Too bad it wasn’t a choir practice.
A man cut a woman’s nipples off with scissors during an argument. Apparently, he got snippy.
‘Bout time we asked our administrator: Where’d Yugo?
Hillary is the only Dem that could lose to Trump and he is the only GOPer that could lose to her. It’s the worst O Henry story ever written.
Today is Global Handwashing Day. Donald Trump celebrated by washing his hands of the GOP.
Donald Trump proposes that he and Hillary take a drug test prior to their next debate. Well, we know they wouldn’t test positive for truth serum.
Samsung Galaxy Note 7 banned on all U.S. flights due to fire hazard. It’s on the ‘No Fry List.’