WILL the THRILL says:
As a kid I wanted to be a caped hero with Super Vision. Now I’m an adult in an asylum…with supervision.
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WILL the THRILL says:
As a kid I wanted to be a caped hero with Super Vision. Now I’m an adult in an asylum…with supervision.
I always have 5 bars on my phone: The Town Pub, Killian’s, The Dew Drop Inn, Joe’s Place, and The Hammered Henchman.
Good one, Will!
THANKS GARY! My wife says: “How can you do stand-up at comedy clubs but not in bed?”
Thursday Night Football featurd the 1-3 SF 49ers against 1-3 AZ Cardinals. It was enough to make many Americans long for another scintillating vice presidential debate.
Nice, Janice!
Women noticed that Mike Pence appears to have been paying so little attention to what Donald Trump has actually said – Have to wonder, is Pence is actually married to his running mate?
I’m surprised Donald Trump hasn’t withdrawn from the presidential race. It’s too taxing.
Funny! I HEAR HE’S “FED” UP.
FEMA unofficially uses a color-based ‘Waffle House Index’ to measure how bad hurricane damage gets. Green means a disaster is not too bad since Waffle House is open. Green is also the color I turn after eating a Waffle House ham and egg sandwich.
A giant poster of Russian President Vladimir Putin was draped along the side of the Manhattan Bridge yesterday. Donald Trump said he hopes to get it signed.
All those creepy clown alerts are just more people frightened by seeing Donald Trump campaign signs.