GARY BACHMAN says:
Scientists are preparing to turn on the world’s largest telescope to search for alien life. Heck, all they need are binoculars at a Trump rally.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
Scientists are preparing to turn on the world’s largest telescope to search for alien life. Heck, all they need are binoculars at a Trump rally.
Let me tell you about my time working on the railroad. I started in 1978 as an engineer . . .oops, I seem to have lost my train of thought.
Signs of Fall in an election year: Cider, caramel apples, burning effigies…
Vin Scully, 88, announced his last game on Sunday. The Giants verses the Dodgers. Very nostalgic. During the seventh inning stretch all the players quaffed Viagra.
LeBron James has endorsed Hillary Clinton. If Hillary wins Ohio, LeBron should be credited with an assist.
Kim Kardashian was apparently being held up by armed robbers in her Paris hotel room Sunday night. Hmm…. suppose it would be too farfetched a conspiracy theory to say this was engineered by Trump supporters to distract attention from his tax returns?
Kim Kardashian was held up at gunpoint in a Paris hotel room by two men dressed as policemen. Fortunately, she was unharmed. Turned out to be a plot for a porn video.
Donald Trump seems to be obsessed with people’s weight problems. Trump blames the media for fat checking the candidates.
Spotify released list of top 20 songs people like to listen to in the shower. Hard to believe but not on the list is the theme from “Psycho.”
How about “Cool Jerk?”
Florida man married his granddaughter. They were registered at Bed Bath and Beyond Belief.
Once again, the best advice Trump’s campaign mgrs can give him for De Bait part 2 is: NO SHOW!