Jebediah now out on bail. — 16 Comments

  1. In New York, an assemblyman who fatally shot himself last week won his primary Tuesday. So voters not paying attention? Or voters deciding that a dead man could do less damage than the live alternative?

  2. Donald Trump, attacking Hillary Clinton for her “basket of deplorables” line: “You can’t lead this nation if you have such a low opinion of its citizens.” Can a statement have an asterisk?

  3. Olive Garden’s never-ending pasta passes are back. For $100 you get seven weeks of unlimited pasta, soup or salad, breadsticks, and Coca-Cola. But they make up for it in the bathroom. Twenty bucks a flush.

  4. A coroner says a heart found in a plastic bag next to an Ohio gas station appears to be human. Authorities have ruled out it belonging to Dick Cheney.

  5. RuPaul won an Emmy for hosting the reality show, RuPaul’s Drag Race. During the acceptance speech RuPaul thanked his mom, his dad, foam rubber and Estrogen.

  6. NASCAR has a new rule. During pitstops crews must use all the wheel nuts for safety; they can’t just put on a few nuts to save time. And this is a unisex rule. Danica Patrick must use all her nuts too.

  7. Look, if this Trump thing for president doesn’t work out I’m sure those who voted for him will conveniently forget they did.

  8. Police are searching for a Trump supporter who sucker-punched a 69-year-old woman at a rally. The suspect is described as a deplorable racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic and Islamaphobic.

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