I’m Chevy Chase…and you’re not. — 6 Comments

  1. Mother Teresa is now a saint. Pope Francis declared it so last Sunday. Much to her mother’s consternation who used to yell at her for refusing to eat her peas: “Who do you think you are, a saint?”

  2. A blind rabbit and a blind snake crashed into each other in the forest. Hey watch where you’re going said one of them. The other replied, sorry, but I’m blind. Well, what a coincidence, so am I. What are you?, asked the rabbit? I dunno, said the snake, remember, I’m blind. So they decided to feel each other to find out what they were. The snake went first and after feeling the rabbit up, said “You have 2 floppy ears, a cold little nose, you’re really furry and have a little short fluffy tail.” Oh, I must be a rabbit, said the little bunny. So now, it’s the rabbit’s turn, “You have two beady eyes, speak with a forked tongue, are really slimy and you have no balls!” Oh, no!, exclaimed the snake… I’m Donald Trump!!!

    Old joke rejigged…. 😎

  3. Police in Millersburg, Ohio, the heart of Amish country, arrested more than 70 young people at a weekend party, charging them with underage consumption of alcohol. Parents reacted swiftly and took away the miscreants buggy privileges for a year.

  4. Ryan Lochte was handed a 10-month suspension by the US and International Olympic Committees for his goof-ups in Rio. They were really p.o.’d, but Ryan didn’t care. Said like his hero Michael Phelps he’s going to take up ping bong.

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