A camp for owls? — 15 Comments

  1. Last Saturday, Irvine, California residents waited five hours in the broiling sun to buy Hello Kitty cupcakes from the Hello Kitty Cafe. Starbucks said it was a day which will live in infamy.

  2. Didn’t see the Swimsuit Competition, but still think Invanka narrowly edges Melania for the Miss Trump Award. Alas, the Miss Congeniality Award was canceled this year.

  3. Texas Senator Ted Cruz was booed off the stage at the Republican Convention. Many say it was because he didn’t endorse Donald Trump. Some say it was because of his hardline in the senate. But only a few know the truth. He looks just like, “Hello Newman!”

  4. Donald Trump defied Rolling Stones request that he not use their song, “You Can’t Always Get What You Want.” Heck, I hope come November he doesn’t get what he wants.

  5. A video surfaced of a young girl swimming with a giant Burmese python in a pool. If she used it as a noodle, she sure wasn’t using her noodle.

  6. Scientists say temperatures in Antarctica are cooling. It’s so cold penguins have been spotted wearing tuxedo topcoats.

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