TERRY ETTER says:
The spacecraft Juno has reached Jupiter and will start exploring it. They named it Juno because scientists will ask it “Tell us what Juno about Jupiter.”
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TERRY ETTER says:
The spacecraft Juno has reached Jupiter and will start exploring it. They named it Juno because scientists will ask it “Tell us what Juno about Jupiter.”
Ever since the BlindDate.com site opened, you never know who you’ll meet…
In the new Star Trek movie Mr. Sulu will be openly gay with a same-sex partner. OK Trekkies, set your phasers to “Fabulous.”
Topping the list of highest grossing film stars at 4.9 billion dollars is Harrison Ford. Topping the list of highest grossing reality stars at five billion, “Oh my God! Look at that butt!”, is Kim Kardashian.
Six more women have accused Fox boss Roger Ailes of sexual harassment. Turns out Fair and Balanced means a boob in each hand.
Looks like Bill Cosby’s going to get his day in court facing charges he drugged and raped a Pennsylvania woman. Doesn’t look good for the Cos either. The only witness on his side is Pfizer.
In the new Star Trek movie, Mr. Sulu is REALLY going where “no man has gone before…”
Good one WtT!
The women who have accused Fox News CEO Roger Ailes of sexual harrassment are probably all blondes. What happened to “fair and balanced”?
Study found that the French do the most retweeting.
HAHAHA! Must admit I had to say “retweeting” to get it, but a great one Gary.
Draymond Green was arrested on assault charges. Police say it’s an on groin investigation.
Scientists say California is unprepared for the Big One. Food shortages expected during Chris Christie visit.
Tim Duncan retired. Now the only “duncan” he will be doing is his donut in his coffee.
Donald Trump is a goon and an oaf. He actually intimated that he would do his daughter, if she weren’t… verbal.
My wife is taking beauty pills. My question is, do they make Extra Strength?
Lindsey Graham showed up one week after the terrible devastation in Dallas, totally confused. Seems he thought the rally was, “Bland Lives Matter.”
NASA has captured an image on Mars of sand dunes that resemble Morse Code dots and dashes. When translated, the message is gibberish. So apparently it’s a Donald Trump speech.
Outgoing British Prime Minister David Cameron appeared to hum a melody after announcing his resignation. I think it was his swan song.