TC in BC says:
Disneyland opened in Shanghai this week, right smack dab in the middle of Chinatown.
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TC in BC says:
Disneyland opened in Shanghai this week, right smack dab in the middle of Chinatown.
It was so hot in L.A. … Johnny Depp married himself just to be cool.
The Late Show brought back one of Dave’s favorite bits. Stupid Pet Tricks. They did it for the Republican Party who stopped by with one of their stupid pets. Donald Trump.
Ironically, members of “Do Nothing” Congress actually did something by sitting on their asses.
At my in-laws, I feel about as welcome as a bull in China Town.
UK voted to withdrawl from the EU. An EU supporter in Britain is more difficult to find than a dentist.
If you were to ask me to describe myself in one word, I’d say that
I don’t follow instructions or rules very well.
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To all my Brit friends asking how we as a country can be so stupid as to let Donald Trump lead the polls in America. Well, that’s how.
If my sexy wife is an “organ grinder,” then I guess that makes me her monkey.
Republicans defeated the Democrats in the annual Congressional baseball game in DC. It’s the only time you will see members of Congress step up to the plate.
Republicans defeated the Democrats in the annual Congressional baseball game in DC. Dems forfeited the game when a controversial call triggered a dugout sit-in.
Yesterday I saw a man push a woman out of a moving vehicle onto the highway. I was appalled. I have no tolerance for litterbugs!
The Panama Canal is the busiest canal in the world. A close second is Michelle Duggar’s birth canal.
Today is Carly Simon’s birthday. She is so old that “Anticipation” is now more like “Constipation–is keeping me waiting.”
They are already working on “Independence Day 3”–the UK breaks away from the EU.
Somehow filling in and mailing my absentee voting form for the November election seems almost pointless. Neither candidate really seems worthy of a stamp.