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  1. Man arrested in Vegas for attempting to steal policeman’s gun, said he planned to kill Trump. Overheard at GOP leadership conference: “OK, which one of you hired him?”

  2. The Republican Party is getting really scared of Donald Trump. In fact, the delegates from California bought a VW bus, put some flowers in their hair, and headed off to Canada.

  3. Someone in Newfoundland Canada called 911 to complain that there wasn’t enough cheese on their pizza. Somebody please tell this dummy that 911 is for emergencies, this clearly is not. Now if you wanted the pizza cut into 6 slices and they cut it into 8, that’s a different story.

  4. A 19-year-old man was arrested at a Las Vegas Trump rally bragging he was going to kill the presidential candidate. And he was caught red handed. A blow dryer and Aqua Net in his back pocket.

  5. Engineer says base of Great Pyramid of Giza is off by 14.1 centimeters. The $25,000 Pyramid was a perfect equilateral triangle–just saying.

  6. Chelsea Clinton gave birth to her second child — a son named Aidan. It was so close to Father’s Day she wanted to name him after her dad. But Horn Dog was already taken.

  7. A guy from England wanted to shoot Donald Trump by trying to steal a gun from the holster of a police officer assigned to protect Trump. Of course, it didn’t work. With a strategy like that, the guy should be from France.

  8. Gladys Knight’s son, Shanga Hankerson, who owns three area restaurants in Atlanta has been arrested for theft and tax evasion of $650,000. CNN reports that he was arrested tonight in Ft Lauderdale. Speculation is that he was getting on the midnight train back to Georgia.

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