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  1. David Letterman called Donald Trump “despicable.” He added that the squirrel on the top of Trump’s head is a really stupid pet trick.

  2. Target CEO Brian Cornell took heat from shareholders over company’s transgender bathroom policy. Ironically, Cornell may soon be getting a pink slip.

  3. Stephen Hawking says it’s possible for information to escape from black holes. Most other scientists believe the only thing that can escape from black holes are queefs.

  4. Donald Trump is for gun rights and freedom of speech. You can tell by the way he’s always shooting off his mouth.

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