Gorilla my dreams… — 13 Comments

  1. We all know about Google’s self-driving car, but have your heard about the American Bar Association’s self-driving ambulance? It can pickup you up at the accident, take you to court, then bring you home. All for the low, low price of everything you’ve got.

  2. Last Friday was National Donut Day. They had it on Friday because Saturday was National Set Your Bathroom Scale Back Day.

  3. A California high school boy brought his favorite video game
    ”Super Smash Bros. Melee” as his prom date. After the dance he tried to get frisky with The Legend of Zelda but was quickly squelched when she whacked his mouse with a ruler.

  4. Authorities in Central Florida are trying to identify a man who was found dead inside an alligator’s mouth. Their only clue so far is that he was wearing alligator shoes. They think it was a murder-suicide pact gone wrong.

  5. The National Enquirer says Richard Simmons has transitioned into a woman and is called “Fiona.” And Fiona ain’t Sweatin’ to the Oldies anymore, ‘cause Fiona’s now a 44DD.

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