I’ve got another secret. — 11 Comments

  1. There’s a show on the UP channel called “Bringing Up Bates.” A family with nineteen kids. The father of it all is called Master Bates. Something, which obviously, he never did.

  2. I bought a condom last night. There’s only one listed side effect. Inflating on a door knob could lead to years of basement life.

  3. Donald Trump weighed in on the gorilla controversy. He said the incident wouldn’t have happened had the zoo built a huge wall.

  4. Christian singer Trey Pearson has come out as gay. Now we know what he really meant when he said he loves all those beautiful hymns.

  5. Starbucks is teaming up with Anheuser-Busch for a bottled version of their “Teavana” tea. The product, however, won’t have any actual beer in it. Just like Bud Light.

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