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  1. Michigan is in the news again with a story concerning a pantless male driver who crashed his car whilst viewing porn on his phone. Damn. I am guessing the dude jerked the wheel too hard and lost control…

  2. OK, so Ethan Couch, ‘Affluenza’ Teen, is back in the United States after fleeing to Mexico. One burning question after studying his booking photo: couldn’t this wealthy young man afford a more professional haircut???

  3. I lived in Canada one Summer, but was unable to find work. For some reason I could not find the knack of bringing home the Canadian Bacon!

  4. Donald Trump skipped the Des Moines debate. Fox doesn’t think anyone noticed. His place was taken by Triumph, the Insult Dog.

  5. Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen’s yacht allegedly destroyed a chunk of coral reef. The yacht was probably named Windows since it crashed.

  6. Paul Kantner, founding member of Jefferson Airplane, passed away at age 74. He died of embarrassment for “We Built This City.”

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