Bruce Jenner need not apply. — 21 Comments

  1. Vladimir Putin calendar with president in different pose each month goes on sale in Russia. It’s a “must-buy” cause if you don’t get one you will be shot.

  2. Many think it’s wrong that President Obama appears in Jerry Seinfeld’s show, “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.” They want him running the country not riding around in a Vette. Guess they’ve forgotten about Millard Fillmore and his whoopee cushion.

  3. The world famous New York City Rocketts turn 90 this year! Pretty sure none of the original dancers are still performing, but still…

  4. McAfee anti-virus creator to run for U.S. president. Good news–he will keep our accounts from being hacked. Bad news–there will be no money in our accounts.

  5. Star Wars fan Marshal Banana spent a year building a 7,500-piece LEGO replica of the Millennium Falcon. With that much free time, Banana must be on the dole.

  6. Philadelphia Eagles tackle Jason Peters removed himself from game against the Redskins. Too bad the NBA doesn’t have more peters pulling out.

  7. Freezing rain tonight in Michigan, and much of the Midwest. No biggie. I often find sleet in the blankets when my wife gets up in the morning. Brrrrr!

  8. A 21 year-old Dartmouth College swimmer has died at a YMCA pool after trying to complete four laps underwater without surfacing to breathe. Awful for his family, but proof again that IQ points are no deterrent from a Darwin award.

  9. CNN anchor Poppy Harlow passed out on live TV. I thought lack of oxygen to the brain was something that afflicted only those at Fox News.

  10. Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch is for sale at $100 million. And no, that does not include the livestock. They’ve been moved to private schools.

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