BILL WILLIAMS says:
Jeff Gordon, NASCAR driver has retired from racing. His first week at home wasn’t so smooth. His wife gave him a stop-and-go penalty for leaving the toilet seat up.
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BILL WILLIAMS says:
Jeff Gordon, NASCAR driver has retired from racing. His first week at home wasn’t so smooth. His wife gave him a stop-and-go penalty for leaving the toilet seat up.
The annual Victoria Secret Lingerie Fashion show aired on CBS last night. It was followed by the ‘Big Bang.’
Today Donald Trump proposed building an extra big wall to keep out Mexican Muslims.
Several years ago at Christmas a female friend decided to split with her alcoholic spouse. “I’ve got to ‘re-gift’ the dude,” she explained in the season vernacular.
I don’t get this Jihad Holy War thing. It’s like they want to kill everyone. But if they kill all humans on Earth, who will take care of Charlie Sheen?
A burglar hiding from the police in a Florida swamp was eaten by an alligator. Trump immediately called for the banning of all gators. Said if a gator lives in an alley it doesn’t deserve to be an American.
It’s raining in Oregon. Raining so much there’s massive flooding. California is sending emergency sponges.
Epson is developing a machine that makes new, fresh, blank paper out of old, used, worthless paper. Should be perfect for business, government, and those guys who keep writing Mission: Impossible movies.
Obama says you must sign-up for Health Care coverage by Dec. or pay a $325 fine. Frankly, this makes me sick.
Bedroom Notes: According to my wife, “You offer more stick than carrot.”
It’s hard to get a handle on this computer dating thing! I wasn’t getting any action with my screen name “Love Panther,” so now I’ve switched it to “Commitment Panther.”
North Korea’s Kim Jong Un is sending a girl band to China–the Bungles.
Daughters of their rocket scientists no doubt.
Study finds periods can make text messages seem insincere–as can choice of punctuation marks.