Out came the yellow flag. — 13 Comments

  1. Several years ago at Christmas a female friend decided to split with her alcoholic spouse. “I’ve got to ‘re-gift’ the dude,” she explained in the season vernacular.

  2. I don’t get this Jihad Holy War thing. It’s like they want to kill everyone. But if they kill all humans on Earth, who will take care of Charlie Sheen?

  3. A burglar hiding from the police in a Florida swamp was eaten by an alligator. Trump immediately called for the banning of all gators. Said if a gator lives in an alley it doesn’t deserve to be an American.

  4. Epson is developing a machine that makes new, fresh, blank paper out of old, used, worthless paper. Should be perfect for business, government, and those guys who keep writing Mission: Impossible movies.

  5. It’s hard to get a handle on this computer dating thing! I wasn’t getting any action with my screen name “Love Panther,” so now I’ve switched it to “Commitment Panther.”

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