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  1. A live grenade was found among donated items at a Kansas Goodwill store. Wouldn’t it have made more sense to donate the grenade to the Salvation Army?

  2. The blue gingham dress worn by Judy Garland in “The Wizard of Oz” sold for $1.56 million at auction last weekend. The buyer was anonymous. But if you know that Prada sold some ruby slippers, men’s size 12, the same day, you can figure it out.

  3. Heard about the new product that replaces toilet paper called the “Bum Gun?” It’s the first gun that both the liberal left and the NRA are in total agreement about. No open carry!

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