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  1. Carol Doda, famous silicone-enhanced topless dancer from the 60’s has died. Per law, she will be buried six feet, 44 inches under.

  2. World Anti-Doping Agency has confirmed cheating through the use of doping by Russian Olympic athletes. Putin says Russians never have used dope. Except for that one time Taylor Swift did a concert in Red Square and he used a nipple-enhancing creme.

  3. We saw a new product at Walmart that’s in the shape of a round metal Christmas ornament. The contents is a mixed drink that’s 20% alcohol. The name is “Buzz Ball.” This brings back prickly memories of my vasectomy…

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