JANICE HOUGH says:
In California, four cities haven’t cut their water use enough during the drought and will be fined $61,000 apiece – the Coachella Valley Water District, Indio, Redlands, and Beverly Hills. Okay, $61,000 for the city of Beverly Hills?! On Rodeo Drive that’s almost enough to buy a purse.
Ben Carson attacks the media–with a baseball bat, hammer, or knife?
Ben Carson has been granted Secret Service protection. Ok, but who’s going to protect US from HIM.
My wife refuses to brew me strong coffee. Oh well, better latte than never.
Congress will honor Dick Cheney with a statue in the Capitol building. They figure it should go in the Rotunda right next to his second-in-command. George W. Bush.
Breast reduction surgery makes about as much sense to me at minty pickles. And both are real things! I must get out more…
A 93-year-old Michigan power plant was imploded. It was the biggest Michigan implosion since the Lions.
Donald Trump hosts SNL. I never considered Trump to be very funny–so he should fit right in.