Pollyanna wants a cracker! — 15 Comments

  1. The undercard Republican presidential debate on Wednesday will include the four lowest polling candidates. Great, I’ve never seen ‘The Walking Dead.’

  2. Comedian Jimmy Morales was elected President of Guatemala with 72 percent of the vote. Talk about a highly successful bringer.

  3. The New York Times reports that in spite of being dead, there will be holographic tours for the best standup comedy material of Andy Kaufman and Redd Foxx. Next, a holographic tour for Dennis Miller who isn’t as dead as his career is. This could be his chance to be something other than an obscure footnote in American comedy history.

  4. Processed meats classified as carcinogens by World Health Organization. That explains the photo of Oscar Mayer I saw in the Post Office.

  5. 19-year-old Kendall Jenner posted an Instagram picture of her butt, wearing Calvin Klein jeans and nothing else. Daddy Caitlyn was furious. She’s stuck with the mom jeans.

  6. A bank consultancy firm says the average American has $4,436 in their checking account. And does this ever frustrate Starbucks. They keep raising and raising their prices. And people STILL have money left!

  7. Lenny Dykstra claims to have used private investigators to dig up dirt on umpires to get more walks. Say what you will, but Dykstra got balls.

  8. The Women’s National Soccer team was honored by President Obama today. Obama’s soccer skills consist of kicking the can down the road.

  9. How is Lamar Odom different from Bill Cosby, besides the basketball/comedy thing? Lamar drugs himself before touching the ladies.

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