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  1. Joe Biden finally decided not to run for president in 2016. It took him just 5 seconds to decide that. Took him months and months to ask Obama: ”Just what do you do exactly?”

  2. Former Senator from Virginia, Jim Webb dropped out of the Democratic primary after scoring a big zero in the polls. *This was the biggest zero ever scored, until Lamar Odom said, “What the heck. One more line can’t hurt.”

  3. Donald Trump said when he is President “Merry Christmas” will be said in every store. That will be a bit awkward for Jewish delicatessens.

  4. 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick is struggling with his accuracy. Last night he threw an errant pass that hit the trainer on the sidelines—of the Cal-UCLA game.

  5. A recent study at Columbia University shows marijuana use doubled between 2001 and 2013 as more and more baby boomers toked up. Makes sense. How else do you explain Cher and Organic Doritos.

  6. Researchers found that toxins remain in clothes long after manufacturing. One less thing for the Kardashians to worry about.

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