JANICE HOUGH says:
With “biblical” flooding in South Carolina, NBC’s weatherman Al Roker has now apologized for tweeting a selfie with him and his crew standing besides a flooded car. Guess it’s not just teenage girls who smartphones can make stupid.
I bought an autograph on ebay, but I’m afraid I was snookered. The mousepad is signed: “Phil Gates.”
Yankees’ pitcher CC Sabathia checked himself into alcohol rehab. The team complained he had two many balls and not enough strikes. Funny enough, exactly the opposite of Lance Armstrong.
Yankees lose to Houston pitcher Abraham Lincoln, pay tribute to Jonathan Papelbon with their bats.
The New York Yankees got shut out last night. The Seattle Seahawks did a better job batting the ball.
Excellent!
Thanks, Will!
Study found that Trump supporters have worst grammar on Facebook. Ain’t know weigh!
Donald Trump is the candidate for everyone who never felt comfortable with Sarah Palin’s intellectual elitism.
It’s not easy being left-handed. People are always telling me, “Will, I want you to do your job right.”
Kourtney Kardashin posed nude for Vanity Fair Magazine. It’s natural for the Kardashian girls, because they think of their bodies as a temple. The Temple of Botox.
Famous internet cat Lil Bub is releasing its debut record this winter– a 10-track instrumental album. Lil Bub will be playing purrcussion. (Sorry!)