WILL the THRILL says:
Gwyneth Paltrow to Colbert about him criticizing her “Goop” lifestyle fashion business, and suggesting he start his own: “It’s about time someone brought a sausage or two to this clambake.”
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Heavy rain is battering the East Coast. DC hasn’t received this much water since John Boehner’s last cry.
The NYTimes uncovered evidence linking boxing to concussions. Who would have thunk? Can’t wait for their next scoop detailing how eating food can often stave off hunger. #Pulitzertime
I just can’t seem to stand up to my wife’s tirades. When she starts bitching, I bow down like a Japanese businessman.
Today is #NationalBoyfriendDay. Throughout the Southeast, sons are asking their fathers, “Dad, can I borrow the boat tonight?”