GARY BACHMAN says:
Pope Francis called on Cuba to ‘open itself to the world.’ Look for a new reality TV series, “Keeping Up with the Castros.”
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GARY BACHMAN says:
Pope Francis called on Cuba to ‘open itself to the world.’ Look for a new reality TV series, “Keeping Up with the Castros.”
History shows famed Civil War photographer Mathew Brady fell out of favor after it was revealed he had posed the bodies. Guess he was trying to improve the composition of decomposition?
Speaker of the House John Boehner is stepping down. Probably wants to spend more time tanning with his family.
Now in their 70’s, Danish twins Louise and Martine claim to be the world’s oldest prostitutes. They’ve made so much money off sex they could almost be one of Donald Trumps ex-wives.
Got stuck behind one of those VW diesels on the way to work. It was spewing so much ugly pollution thought I was following Mike Huckabee.
Think the pressure is getting to Trump. Saturday he wore a left-wing toupee to a right-wing campaign stop.
So VW cheated on emissions tests. They now qualify for Official Car of the New England Patriots.
After John Boehner resigns, he’ll get a nice fat government pension. He’s crying all the way to the bank.
Pete Rose met with the commissioner of baseball about lifting the lifetime ban on Pete being involved in baseball because he bet on games. Pete was optimistic after the meeting. He said he wouldn’t bet against being reinstated.
VW isn’t the only car maker to lie to us. I bought a Corvette and my penis didn’t get bigger.