Gotta be better than that other show. — 9 Comments

  1. History shows famed Civil War photographer Mathew Brady fell out of favor after it was revealed he had posed the bodies. Guess he was trying to improve the composition of decomposition?

  2. Now in their 70’s, Danish twins Louise and Martine claim to be the world’s oldest prostitutes. They’ve made so much money off sex they could almost be one of Donald Trumps ex-wives.

  3. Got stuck behind one of those VW diesels on the way to work. It was spewing so much ugly pollution thought I was following Mike Huckabee.

  4. Pete Rose met with the commissioner of baseball about lifting the lifetime ban on Pete being involved in baseball because he bet on games. Pete was optimistic after the meeting. He said he wouldn’t bet against being reinstated.

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