Au Revoir to Beauvoir!


Max Beauvoir, a Voodoo high priest died over the weekend in Haiti at the age of 79. He was healthy and could have lived to 100. But his wife got tired of him leaving the toilet seat up and poked pins in his doll.


Au Revoir to Beauvoir! — 13 Comments

  1. Hillary Clinton plan would put $250 limit on patients’ co-pay for prescription drugs. We’ll be able to afford all the Prozac we’ll need when she becomes president.

  2. HOF legend, Yogi Berra, has passed away at 90. But we will always have his incredible turns of phrase to contemplate. “When you come to a fork in the road, take it.” Inevitably, Chris Christie agrees with this wisdom, and never passes up ANY fork…

  3. The Los Angeles Metropolitan Water District plans to recycle water with a “toilet to tap” process to provide drinking grade “used” water, sadly they rejected my suggestion to call it either “PoopsiCola” or “CacaCola”.

  4. DC residents want the Pope to bless the transit system so it actually works. In that vein, hopefully he will also bless Congress.

  5. McDonald’s announced customers in Sweden are being given the option of making reservations at waited tables to promote a new burger. When it comes to eating at McDonald’s, I always have reservations.

  6. Donald Trump called the Daraprim price hike a disgrace and said Martin Shkreli should be ashamed of himself. And when Donald Trump calls you shameless, it’s time to rethink your priorities.

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