WILL DURST says:
Rick Perry’s handlers have encouraged him to sharpen his message. So now he’s busy searching for a message to sharpen.
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WILL DURST says:
Rick Perry’s handlers have encouraged him to sharpen his message. So now he’s busy searching for a message to sharpen.
Happy Birthday, Raquel Welch! She starred in the movie “One Million Years B.C.”–which coincidentally was the year she was born.
By pure chance, I was born on Labor Day. My Mom says it was no picnic for her.
Maybe there were too many aunts in the delivery room?
I have a lot of friends who get really obnoxious when they’re playing Madden football. I can’t stand to be around them. I want to be far from the Maddening crowd.
Sarah Palin says immigrants in America should speak American. But she doesn’t complain that those who immigrated to Alaska never learned to speak Inuit.
I wish she’d build an igloo and put the big blocks on top.
The party of Abraham Lincoln is now listening to Donald Trump and Sarah Palin. Somewhere Lincoln is saying “Will someone just shoot me!”
This Halloween an undisclosed nightclub in Amsterdam is prepared to spray gallons of blood over guests. Should be a real bloodbath.
A Russian teen died of a thrombosis after playing “Defence of the Ancients” 22-hours straight. In Russia a thrombosis is a blood clot formed from sitting on your ass and not moving. In the U.S. it’s called, The Congress.
A CNBC report says 2-buck a gallon gasoline is coming. Or as Tesla calls it. Oh Crap!
Honolulu police arrested a 15-year-old boy for bringing a gun to McDonald’s. Geez, if he wanted to fill someone full of lead why didn’t he just take ’em to Arby’s?