You know this is true. — 10 Comments

  1. Scientists have determined that the oldest wooden statue is twice as old as the pyramids. “I’m not nearly that old,” disputes Al Gore.

  2. Donald Trump said he would change Denali back to Mt. McKinley. Don’t we have more pressing issues. Stop making mountains out of molehills.

  3. Joe Biden will appear on the ‘Late Show with Stephen Colbert’ on Sept 10 and finish on ‘CBS This Morning’ on Sept 11.

  4. I play a little guitar…OK, technically it’s a uckele. My dream is to link up with a Hawaiian beauty in a grass skirt, and smoke it.

  5. McDonald’s is making a change to their breakfast menu. Ditching margarine in favor of real butter. Nutritionists say not to worry. The rest of their food is so fattening there’s plenty of room for swollen arteries.

  6. A University of Michigan study discovered six percent of U.S. college students smoke pot every day. In fact, it’s happening so much many top colleges and universities are printing diplomas on Zig-Zag papers.

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