WILL the THRILL says:
My friend Joe was kicked out of his exclusive Condo complex for playing his Country music too loudly. After 6 months of excessive twang, the Condo finally voted to banjo.
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If Trump is elected, will he have a VP or an Apprentice?
And this, just in:
I seem to be a victim of the 80/20 Rule. Women 80 want me. Females 20 do not.
Donald Trump is now saying he’ll rename “Denali’ back to Mt. McKinley if he’s elected president. And then presumably six months later rename it Mt. Trump.
New Apple iPhone 6s will have facial recognition. Siri says: “Sir, you have a butt head call.” No, that’s the wife. Phone’s in her back pocket.
Donald Trump’s support is dwindling and polls have him equal with
retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson. Which proves the age-old adage. In the summer, Americans only think about beer.
Did you see the VMA awards? Miley Cyrus had a nip slip. It slipped OUT of view.
All these people who never held elective office before leading the polls. Call me wacky, but I’m not sure the Presidency should be an entry level position.