TERRY ETTER says:
The FBI has gone overboard in investigating golfer Phil Mickelson in connection with a money laundering scheme. It’s a bit much to stake out the ball washers on golf courses.
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NASA says the Earth can expect a 3-foot rise in sea level. They have implored Chris Christie not to pee in the ocean.
Donald Trump is attacking Megyn Kelly AGAIN on Twitter, saying she is “really off her game” after her vacation, and he liked “The Kelly File much better without @megynkelly. Perhaps she could take another eleven day unscheduled vacation! ”
Are we sure the Donald hasn’t confused Kelly with one of his ex-wives?
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A lady I work with likes to fish, and tells outrageous stories about her huge catches. After another one of her fishy lies, I thought to myself: “Carpe Diem!”
George Zimmerman called Barack Obama an “ignorant baboon.” Looks like Donald Trump has found himself a running mate.
But was he combing his auburn hair by the light of the moon?
The Buffalo Bills still haven’t decided on a starting QB between Matt Cassel, EJ Manuel or Tyrod Taylor. This is probably why Rex Ryan signed that IK Enemkpali guy.
Aug. 19 was National Dog Day. Or in Korea, just another Wednesday.
What we call an all breeds dog show, they call a buffet.
Danica Patrick says she’ll never drive in F1, the international racing series because they are not fair to girls. Wrong! They are single-seater cars, so there’s no have room for back seat drivers.
Trump kicked the head reporter for Mexican channel Univision out of his press conference in Iowa. Told him to go back to Univision. What does the Donald care. He gets his lawn mowed at Vidal Sassoon.
President Obama claims the Republicans can’t say “yes” to anything. Well, he has to start asking them to stop kissing his ass.
To celebrate the upcoming Sonoma Grand Prix the Indy cars drove across the Golden Gate Bridge. It was a very festive event and everybody really got into it. Even the homeless guy with the sign, “Will change your slicks for food.”
I live in Oregon and the only Beavers I watch are the ones you have to bend over to see.
Oklahoma day care being probed for drugging kids to get them to sleep. They could have just shown the kids Adam Sandler’s ‘Pixel.’