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  1. The Guinness Book of World Records reports that the world’s oldest cat is age 26, named Corduroy and lives in Oregon. It’s even older than the furball on Donald’s head.

  2. General Mills has partnered with a Minnesota brewing company to produce Wheaties beer. Just what I needed for my corn flakes! Breakfast of Cham*hic*pions.

    No word on whether they’ll have pictures of Red Sox players on the can.

  3. New England QB Jimmy Garoppolo was a lttle down when he said “I’ve got a long way to go” after the Pats lost their preseason opener 22-11 to the Packers. Sounds like this kid needs some pumping up.

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