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  1. Bumble Bee Foods will fork out $6 million for the horrific death of an employee cooked alive in 12,000 pounds of tuna fish. Man, talk about a bad tuna-melt!

  2. I play guitar in a Classic 50’s group, but lately I think the low pay, sparse crowds, and lack of chicks shows we’ve hit rock-bottom…

  3. Three more Cosby accusers have come forward with stories of drugs and rape. That’s 47 now. It’s gone so far, Larry Flynt says he’s giving scumbag a bad name.

  4. Kim Kardashian’s book “Selfies,” is dumb and pointless say readers. But every cloud has a silver lining. Homeless guy on the corner says it’s so dense, it keeps water out of his refrigerator box.

  5. Ochocinco jerseys are priced to clear at $4.99. They are available in all sizes and teams include Montreal, Cincinnati, New England and Miami. To people learning Spanish, they think that Ochocinco = Under 5 bucks.

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