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  1. Police in Germany “arrested” a squirrel for stalking a young woman. Police punished the squirrel by cutting off his nuts.

  2. Researchers have developed bacon flavored seaweed. In related news, Chris Christie today proposed a huge increase in spending to protect our oceans.

  3. A glass of red wine is equivalent to an hour at the gym, says a new study. Research conducted by the University of Charlie Sheen.

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