Michael Sam has two first names. — 7 Comments

  1. Rita’s Italian Ice says they are no longer serving their frozen custard due to an egg shortage. Unfortunately, this is no yolk!

  2. Caffeine may get women’s brains in the mood. In a 2005 animal study from Southwestern University, researchers found that coffee intake stimulated the parts of female mouse brains that signal sexual arousal. Hmmmm. Was this a Minnie study?

  3. The porn community was disappointed after they attended a concert at the Hollywood Bowl yesterday because the star performer turned out to be a Chinese woman named Yuja Wang, they thought it would be Ron Jeremy using a stage name. And to add insult to injury, they learned that “Pianist” was not misspelled on the bulletin board.

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