BILL WILLIAMS says:
Black impersonator named head of local NAACP, then outed by her parents. Black impersonator! She’s got no right doing that. That’s Kanye West’s gig.
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BILL WILLIAMS says:
Black impersonator named head of local NAACP, then outed by her parents. Black impersonator! She’s got no right doing that. That’s Kanye West’s gig.
Yikes. Macy’s is selling a bridal lace thong set embroidered on the rear in “I Do.” 32 years later my wife could add an “n apostrophe t” to her panties butt.
Embroidered on the rear? To help their economy are they importing those from Greece? Just asking…..
Grease included? Just asking…
Tom Cruise to star in sequel to ‘Top Gun.’ This time he shakes his fist at the Russians and yells, “Get off my airspace.”
Tom Cruise set to star in sequel to ‘Top Gun.’ His fighter jet will be equipped with a booster rocket and a booster seat.
It’s so hot, Supreme Court OK’s gay marriage just to avoid the heated debate.
We’re getting a second tomorrow. I’d prefer a fifth.
#leapsecond
Paris Hilton was pranked into thinking her plane was going to crash. It was the only time she didn’t look forward to going down.
I heard that when she was dating Dennis Rodman she had to go up on him.
LOL, Jerry!
New guidelines from an international panel of experts suggest that athletes only drink when they are thirsty. The same experts also say to eat when hungry and sleep when tired.
Those two NY prison escapees were planning to flee to Mexico after breaking out. Authorities have now banned showing the movie “Shawshank Redemption” at all jails across the country effective immediately.
Tiger’s swing coach says that he will make it to the weekend rounds at The Open Championship at St Andrews next month. As a matter of fact, he guaranteed it by buying Eldrick a “Weekend Pass” today.
Macdonalds is planning a takeout menu of food designed for cyclists on the go. That’s all we need, a separate bike lane at their drive-thrus.