JERRY W says:
Jeb Bush announced his plans for the office of president. What confused me is when he said “America deserves better”, so was this supposed to be an entry or withdrawal notice?
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JERRY W says:
Jeb Bush announced his plans for the office of president. What confused me is when he said “America deserves better”, so was this supposed to be an entry or withdrawal notice?
Center for Disease Control has found that chlorine does not cause red eyes at the pool. I will put this as delicately as I can: Imagine the pool full of our nine planets. The problem would be Uranus.
Rick Perry calls the killings in South Carolina “an accident.” It’s not his fault really. That’s what Mrs. Perry calls his birth.
Disney’s “Inside Out” makes record numbers at box office. The story of a young girl who moves to San Francisco. It’s a real tear jerker. She only has $1 million for an apartment.
To the residents of Florida, Georgia, Alabama, South Carolina, North Carolina, Texas, Mississippi, Louisiana, Arkansas, Missouri, Tennessee, Kentucky, Virginia and various other knuckle draggers.
The Civil War ended over 150 years ago last month, you lost, get over it. Those of us who live in the rest of the United States of America would like to welcome you to the 21st century, but if that’s too much of a jump for you to make all at once, at least try and get accustomed to the 20th century for starts, and then slowly work yourself into the present day.
You’re welcome.
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Fox News host hit a drummer with a thrown ax. Well, Fox News does believe in large cuts.
Dick Van Patten, TV dad on ‘ Eight is Enough,’ passed away. These days eight isn’t nearly enough to get you a TV show.
Tennessee officials call for removal of Ku Klux Klan founder’s bust from Capitol. At least put a sheet over it.
It didn’t already have one? I guess the sculptor couldn’t figure out how to stop the eye holes in the sheet from following you when you walk by.
Ironically, soon the only place you will be able to purchase a Confederate flag is on the black market.
Well played Gary!!!
Thanks, Jerry!
DNA testing does not impress me. Said they found some fresh DNA in a cabin near that New York prison. Said it was either one of the escaped killers. Or Caitlyn Jenner.