BILL WILLIAMS says:
Donald Trump’s campaign spokeswoman is named “Hope Hicks.” With a name like that The Donald has guaranteed himself the Daytona 500 vote.
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BILL WILLIAMS says:
Donald Trump’s campaign spokeswoman is named “Hope Hicks.” With a name like that The Donald has guaranteed himself the Daytona 500 vote.
A swarm of honey bees were removed from the Senate entrance Friday. Now if they could just get rid of all the drones inside.
A naked man entered a Kentucky Wal-Mart and poured milk all over himself. Hey, perhaps he’s a cereal nudist.
Gary, did he pour enough milk to cover his grape nuts?
Somebody hired a plane that sported a banner “CHEATER” to follow Tiger’s group at the US Open. A fan thought he saw two blond women flying the aircraft.
Yesterday, a fire from nearby Tacoma sent smoke billowing over Chambers Bay. A Native American Chief deciphered it, stating that it spelled “CHEATER”.
Happy Father’s day to Bruce Jenner, the only father to get a power drill and pantyhose.
Except for Rosie O’Donnell you’re probably correct Bill, but I’m not sure what she’s going to do with those pantyhose.
“Close but no Darwin award” nominee for the month. And Orlando man is recovering from “non-life threatening” injuries after accidentally shooting himself…..during a gun safety class.
A German man has posted a video after a breakup showing him sawing all their communal property in half with a power saw, including a teddy bear and a pickup truck. Wonder how many calls he’s gotten to option his story for a country song?