Kim Jong Un is an inventor now. — 10 Comments

  1. I’m not sure whether females are just less criminally inclined, but you never hear any women described as a “Queen-Pin.”

  2. A United Express flight from New Jersey landed safely at Bradley Field after the pilot extinguished a small fire in the cockpit. United says it’s seriously thinking of eliminating Flaming Zombies from the cockpit cocktail menu.

  3. Two women brawled in the shampoo aisle of an Indiana Wal-Mart. I’m shocked–Wal-Mart customers use shampoo?

  4. June 8 was National Best Friend Day. Yesterday my best friend popped up unexpectedly. I had to take a cold shower.

  5. Yesterday was National Best Friend Day. Lindsay Lohan celebrated with her two best friends–Jim Beam and Jack Daniels.

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