WILL DURST says:
Jeb Bush says his top foreign policy adviser is brother Dubyah. Which is like choosing Hannibal Lechter as surgeon general, or putting Bill Clinton in charge of intern lodgings.
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Photographers covering Bruce Jenner have switched to a broad-angle lens.
A “Gastro-Physics” professor claims if you serve food on a red plate, people tend to eat less because the vibe says “Danger” and “Stop.” Come on. Frankly Scarlett, I don’t give a damn.
Atena Farghadani, a 28 year old Iranian artist, is being jailed 12 years for drawing Parliament as animals. She should have gone with brain dead vegetables.
Another actress claims Bill Cosby drugged, then raped her … This has become beyond the law. It’s time to call the Guinness Book of World Records.
Clint Eastwood is 85. Clint’s been a lot of places and done a lot of things. One of his fondest memories is talking to Larry King’s baby chair.
An Israeli soldier was sentenced to 11 days in prison for eating a pork sandwich while in uniform. Be warned that “Spammers” cross all boundaries.
A US-born Israeli soldier has been jailed after he was found eating a pork sandwich in uniform, in violation of Kosher rules. He thought it would be ok because it came with a Kosher Dill pickle.
North Korea’s claims to developing a computer tablet could possibly be a sham, an analyst said. It’s true they did develop a tablet, but it was a stone tablet.
Sepp Blatter is retiring as President of FIFA, Translation, one of the officials arrested has made an immunity plea deal.
As the Stanley Cup Finals begin, not saying Florida isn’t exactly a hockey mecca. But when random Floridians were asked if they were watching the Lightning, most of them responded “I didn’t even hear the thunder.”
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