JERRY W says:
In my Android phone’s settings I found a folder called “one handed operation”. I guess that my porno site visits aren’t as secret as I thought they were.
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JERRY W says:
In my Android phone’s settings I found a folder called “one handed operation”. I guess that my porno site visits aren’t as secret as I thought they were.
Kim Kardashian is pregnant. During the pregnancy, her body will swell up. Making her look like a perfect ass, coming or going.
Kim Kardashian is expecting her second child. Bruce Jenner has offered to help breastfeed.
hahaha! lol, don’t know if babies can drink milk from a decathlon though.
LOL, thanks, TC!
Disney is considering raising prices for its parks. Maybe they can finally afford to buy Donald Duck some pants.
John Kerry broke a leg in a bicycle accident. So that explains his long face.
Size matters. No matter what your gold-digger girlfriend says about your dwindling bank account.
Everyone’s a comedian. Bruce Jenner’s surgeon ask him if he wanted a Wheaties box.
very funny!!!! lol
What TC said!
Ben Ancheff, the 300 lb St. Thomas U (Miami) college pitcher was suspected of having pine tar & resin on his forearm. Umpires checked him and it turned out to be Hersheys chocolate syrup, butter and jam.
Bruce Jenner’s transition to a woman— the second biggest ball deflation story this year.
Vanity Fair introduces Caitlyn Jenner and Photoshopped elimination of an “Adam’s Apple” to the world.
Gotta wonder if there was anything else removed, by photoshop or otherwise. I think that the name for this operation is a “LopItOffAme, the reverse procedure is an “addadictome”.
TSA airport screeners failed to detect explosives and weapons in 67 out of 70 tests. The only bombs they found were 3 Adam Sandler movies.