WILL the THRILL says:
I went to a FedEx automated shipping outlet, and the robot was very funny. I just loved her delivery.
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WILL the THRILL says:
I went to a FedEx automated shipping outlet, and the robot was very funny. I just loved her delivery.
I was livid when my wife said she went shopping for some cute thongs for our teen daughter’s trip to the beach…Oh, the foot kind. Those are A-OK. Sorry I smashed the lamp…
Farsighted man seen from back, operating iPhone, appears to be iPeeing.
After a nationwide vote Ireland approved gay marriage … Sure, you can get a same-sex marriage there. But on the flip side there’s that Riverdance thing and Michael Flatley.
A Southwest flight was delayed at San Francisco airport when a baggage crew smelled some stinky suitcases. Turned out to be Milwaukee Brewers’ uniforms who had just lost big time to the Giants.
Anheuser-Busch is now canning water for the Texas flood victims. Which is basically the same thing they do for their customers.
Archeologists say they’ve discovered the skull of what seems to be the first person on Earth who was murdered. They estimate that the killing happened 500,000 years ago. Police have brought Larry King in for questioning.
Atlanta Falcons linebacker Prince Shembo has been released by the team after he was charged with killing his ex-girlfriend’s dog. Former Falcon QB Michael Vick exclaimed “He did WHAT?!!??!!??”