TERRY ETTER says:
Yogi Berra just had his 90th birthday. No matter your age, you’re only as old as you are.
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TERRY ETTER says:
Yogi Berra just had his 90th birthday. No matter your age, you’re only as old as you are.
China plans to expand the size of their navy. It will be the biggest naval (navel) increase since Chris Christie chowed down at the Golden Corral.
My wife is not tall, tan, young, lovely, or from Ipanema. But, each one she passes does go “Ah!” because her Yoga pants fit rather too snugly.
DC is the most crime- ridden city in America: theft, malfeasance, daylight robberies, extortion. Even when Congress is in recess, it’s still right up there.
Is that mallfeasance? Pour seasoning at the food court. Just asking.
The New York Daly News says Radar Online falsely reported Bruce Jenner underwent “THE” surgery three weeks ago. But it’s an easy enough mistake to make. Every man that old sits down to pee.
Hey Bill,
I also have to sit down to pee, but it’s because my doctor told me not to lift anything heavy.
Come on Jerry, toilet seats aren’t that heavy. And besides, they’re hinged.
Well played Bill, well played!
But Bill, there is always a risk of it dropping suddenly and getting re-circumcised.
It was Memorial day so being from San-Fran-Cisco I put some flowers on the tomb of the unknown hippie.
“19 Kids and Counting.” I knew that sounded familiar! That was Bill Cosby’s list in 1983.
Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders bemoaned the number of deodorant choices we have. He should be grateful he doesn’t live in France where there is no deodorant.