GARY BACHMAN says:
New York customs officers found pound of cocaine in crotch of man’s underwear. The coke was found in his Toot of the Looms.
GARY BACHMAN says:
New York customs officers found pound of cocaine in crotch of man’s underwear. The coke was found in his Toot of the Looms.
Millions of defective air bags recalled. Out of habit the NFL suspended Tom Brady for four games.
A Jewish heritage festival in Sacramento last weekend drew only 11 protesters. The California draught is so bad even the bigots are drying up.
Lindsay Lohan showed up for her community service wearing a low-cut, short, little black dress. Simple answer. Coming or going, Lindsay has always wanted to be a plumber.
My vacation is coming up, but I’m short on funds, so I toke out a loan to visit Colorado.
Rand Paul calls himself Libertarianish. And we all know what a Libertarian is. That’s a Republican who smokes pot, or a Democrat who owns a gun.