WILL the THRILL says:
My Jewish friend got fired at the casino because he always preceded divvying out the cards with: “Such a deal I have for you!”
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WILL the THRILL says:
My Jewish friend got fired at the casino because he always preceded divvying out the cards with: “Such a deal I have for you!”
Actor Will Poulter to play Pennywise in ‘It’ remake, report says. Stephen King fans are worried the choice is penny wise and clown foolish.
Bernie Sanders is running for President. Colonel Sanders has a better chance.
A failed road-funding proposal today has the Michigan Governor scrambling to put together a campaign to legalize weed. He will be pictured with stitches on his neck and forehead, speaking in classic Frankenstein grumble: “Roads bad, smokes good.”
World’s Worst Mother’s Day Present?
Mother-Daughter Burlesque Workshop.
Jared from Subway is back. Got a family, a mortgage, and a bald spot now. He’s still skinny, but only because he can’t afford to eat.
Keith Richards has got himself a Facebook account. It was very traumatic for the Facebook. Keith’s wrinkles used up all their pixels.
Floyd Mayweather says he is willing to fight Manny Pacquiao again. The bigger question might be who is willing to pay to see it. #foolmeonce.
A picture has gone viral of some idiot family -teenagers and dad -proudly posing in front of Tumalo Falls in Oregon, after they carved their initials into the railing. Where is a good mountain lion when you need one?