TERRY ETTER says:
Jack Ely — the lead singer of The Kingsmen whose only hit was the classic “Louie Louie” — has died. His last words were incomprehensible.
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TERRY ETTER says:
Jack Ely — the lead singer of The Kingsmen whose only hit was the classic “Louie Louie” — has died. His last words were incomprehensible.
A 73-year-old man punched a bear that was trying to eat his chihuahua. He will face the winner of the Floyd Mayweather-Manny Pacquiao fight.
My cable provider wants $99 to watch the Mayweather/Pacquiao fight. Heck no. I’ll be in my own fight tonight with wife Sharon over booze, broads, and baseball.
A new Kurt Cobain album is reportedly on the way. As expected, it’s a little muddy.
Figure skater Johnny Weir wore a Mint Julep-inspired hat at the Kentucky Derby. I also wore a drink on my head when I hit on some chick in a bar.
Kentucky Derby and Mayweather fight in same day. Lots of horses followed by a horse’s ass.
Regarding this Mayweather-Pacquaio flight on Pay-Per-View. I’m trying to figure out how much someone would have had to pay me to view it.
Congrats to American Pharoah for winning the best two minute event in sports. As opposed to say, Big Papi’s batter’s box ritual.
The Burger King mascot walked out to the ring with Floyd Mayweather. Would have been more appropriate had it been McDonald’s mascot–a clown.