We gotta go now. — 8 Comments

  1. A 73-year-old man punched a bear that was trying to eat his chihuahua. He will face the winner of the Floyd Mayweather-Manny Pacquiao fight.

  2. My cable provider wants $99 to watch the Mayweather/Pacquiao fight. Heck no. I’ll be in my own fight tonight with wife Sharon over booze, broads, and baseball.

  3. Figure skater Johnny Weir wore a Mint Julep-inspired hat at the Kentucky Derby. I also wore a drink on my head when I hit on some chick in a bar.

  4. The Burger King mascot walked out to the ring with Floyd Mayweather. Would have been more appropriate had it been McDonald’s mascot–a clown.

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