May Day! Mayday! — 10 Comments

  1. Microsoft website guesses a person’s age based on an uploaded photo. It will never guess my age correctly–I’ve aged prematurely from using Windows.

  2. My Jewish friend got fired at the casino because he always preceded divvying out the cards with: “Such a deal I have for you!”

  3. won’t be sponsoring Danica Patrick in NASCAR next year. Said they got tired of her driving like “Go Granny.”

  4. Honey Boo Boo’s mother, Mama June, says she is bi-sexual. But I don’t think she really knows what that means. After all, she’s the one who named her daughter after her missed period.

  5. Founder and CEO Jeff Bezos says Amazon launched its first unmanned spaceship last week. The test was a roaring success and the rocket also delivered some nice blue-veined brie to the International Space Station. Only $10.99, plus $198 million shipping.

  6. Today is Maharashtra Day, a holiday that marks the anniversary of India’s formation in 1960. No wonder I can’t get any tech support.

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