He’s grey for a reason. — 12 Comments

  1. A proposed Nashville swingers’ club is now a church. You can still have a threesome–Father, Son, and Holy Ghost.

  2. My love-life has deteriorated a bit over the years. Last week I was way too excited just to be able to fertilize my yard.

  3. As a fast-approaching senior, I endure my share of cracks from clerks at the prophylactic counter. Yesterday a young girl I bought condoms from asked me: “Paper or plastic?”

  4. Great idea for the whale if it ends up in L.A., try to get a film deal for “50 tons of gray”, and have it co-star Rosie O’Donnell. O.k., maybe not because that would take it over 50 tons.

  5. These days if some dude has his head in the clouds it’s a good thing because he’s some sort of computer geek. Geez.

  6. Groupon of Australia recalled a shipment of condoms because they were full of holes. Fortunately they went to a Comic Con. Leaky condoms don’t matter in a wallet.

  7. This Bruce Jenner frenzy has gone one step too far. TMZ reports he’s FedExing his junk junk to the Smithsonian.

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