GARY BACHMAN says:
A gray whale travelled 14,000 miles, setting a migration record. The whale only intended to travel 100 miles, but was using Apple Maps.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
A gray whale travelled 14,000 miles, setting a migration record. The whale only intended to travel 100 miles, but was using Apple Maps.
A proposed Nashville swingers’ club is now a church. You can still have a threesome–Father, Son, and Holy Ghost.
My love-life has deteriorated a bit over the years. Last week I was way too excited just to be able to fertilize my yard.
As a fast-approaching senior, I endure my share of cracks from clerks at the prophylactic counter. Yesterday a young girl I bought condoms from asked me: “Paper or plastic?”
The Los Angeles Times has reported that scientists have created a Hyper-acurate atomic clock that won’t lose a second in 15 billion years.
In a related story, I lost 4.5 minutes reading that article.
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Great idea for the whale if it ends up in L.A., try to get a film deal for “50 tons of gray”, and have it co-star Rosie O’Donnell. O.k., maybe not because that would take it over 50 tons.
These days if some dude has his head in the clouds it’s a good thing because he’s some sort of computer geek. Geez.
Groupon of Australia recalled a shipment of condoms because they were full of holes. Fortunately they went to a Comic Con. Leaky condoms don’t matter in a wallet.
BTW, what do they call a leaky condom in Australia? An Edward Snowden.
This Bruce Jenner frenzy has gone one step too far. TMZ reports he’s FedExing his junk junk to the Smithsonian.
Something new in Las Vegas, they gave me a BOGOP deal. Buy One Get One Prostitute.
Hubble telescope turns 25. Time to reflect.
Go forth and magnify, orbiting telescope dude.