Time on her hands. — 6 Comments

  1. To celebrate Earth Day, my kids tracked several pounds across the living room. “Chill, dad, it’s organic!”

  2. From an article in today’s New York Times: “The state of Oklahoma has embraced a scientific consensus that earthquakes there are largely caused by the underground disposal of wastewater from oil and gas wells.”

    As one thinking American, I’d like to extend my greetings to Oklahoma and welcome them to the 21st century.

  3. As a rock guitarist I’m “sort of” like Jimi Hendrix. After hearing me play, people want to burn my guitar.

  4. A Tokyo department store has a robot receptionist. Must be a U.S. robot ‘cause it’s already complaining about the rusty ceiling.

  5. Mitt Romney’s son Josh has said, for now, that he won’t run for the Senate in 2016, but thinks he will run for office some day in the future. Isn’t it nice to know that we live in a meritocracy that isn’t led by family dynasties?

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