And the white smoke… — 11 Comments

  1. Carly Fiorina is the latest “maybe” entrant in the 2016 race. “I will probably be running for president in a few short weeks.” All these indecisive people…. are they waiting to see if they can hire as a campaign manager Brett Favre?

  2. Jon Stewart told the UK Guardian that he is leaving The Daily Show because he was becoming increasingly depressed by US politics and cable news. Which alas is how many Americans feel about with current events without him..

  3. I think people paying big $$$ for a status Apple watch are…plum crazy. Guess I’m not part of their “core” audience.

  4. Disgraced baseball player Pete Rose hired as a special commentator at Fox News. Pete will do an exposé on his performance enhancing drug of choice. Beer.

  5. FBI Chief James Comey claims Poles caused much pain in he 40’s. And he’s right. Before WD-40 many dancers suffered with rusty thighs.

  6. Donald Trump says he wants to be president. I don’t know about the U.S., but Hair Club for Men needs a president. And he’s also a client!

  7. You know that phrase: “not the sharpest knife in the drawer?” Not sure Ted Cruz is the sharpest knife in the housewares section of the Goodwill Store. Doubt if he can cut ripe fruit.

  8. North Carolina man’s obituary requests: ‘Do not vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016.’ Not to worry Hillary supporters–she’ll get plenty of votes from dead people in Illinois.

  9. A Tokyo department store has hired a realistic robot receptionist. She’s so lifelike she’s nowhere to be found when you need her.

  10. Willie Nelson announced plans Monday to roll out his own brand of marijuana. I suggest he call it “On the Roach Again.”

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