BILL WILLIAMS says:
Disney to make live-action “Winnie the Pooh.” At first producers wanted Tom Cruise to star. But after watching “Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation” they realized he didn’t know Pooh from Shinola.
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In July country singers will headline a fundraiser for a gun control group. What next–hip hop artists doing a benefit for the police auxillary?
The federal government is looking for volunteers to stay in a haunted old gold-mining ghost town in Montana. Willing participants will receive free housing and food. And also free spirits.
Nice one. A Casper of thousands?
Not a ghost of a chance…
Thanks, Will!
One of this Summer’s blockbusters is predicted to be “Ant Man.” My wife cruelly commented: “Well, you have the ‘equipment’ for that part, darling.”
I heard that Bruce Jenner is working on the sequel, it will be called “Aunt Man “.
LOL, Will!
Thanks!
Southwest Airlines plane grounded after woman pokes snoring passenger with a pen. Which proves that the pen is mightier than the snore.
Thatzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz good.