GARY BACHMAN says:
There’s a campaign to put a woman on the twenty dollar bill. And “In God We Trust” will be replaced by “You Go Girl.”
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GARY BACHMAN says:
There’s a campaign to put a woman on the twenty dollar bill. And “In God We Trust” will be replaced by “You Go Girl.”
Marvel has released teaser of upcoming superhero movie ‘Ant-Man.’ Personally, I’m looking forward to ‘Aunt-Man’ starring Bruce Jenner.
Excellent one Gary!
Thanks for the kind words, Jerry!
Two-year-old boy fell in cheetah exhibit at Cleveland zoo before being pulled to safety. That could have been a CATastrophe. Fortunately, he was able to cheetah death.
Steelers Troy Polamalu has retired. What’s the difference between him and the Easter bunny? The bunny is hare today, gone tomorrow.
A black bear was captured in a New Jersey suburb. Police were suspicious of a black bear in a white neighborhood.
What’s in a name? Irony. I just did my damned taxes on Tax Slayer, and noticed that they have a new product. It’s called (hugely in appropriately) “Will Slayer.”
Hillary Clinton wants to become the first woman president. Her first executive order will be to make leaving the toilet seat up a capital offense.
A tie in sports is like kissing Madonna.
A Manhattan woman was arrested for being married to eight men at the same time. It took authorities over ten years to catch on, even though she called each husband “Nick.” Proving the old adage, no one really cares about the New York Nicks.
Swish!
“A woman president? Makes about as much sense,” says Grandpa, “as a topless robot.”
Nearly one million people ordered the Apple Watch in one day. I think I’ll wait to get one second-hand.
I second the motion!
Marco Rubio is the latest entrant into the 2015 Presidential race. Two candidates now from Florida. Better make that clown car a convertible.